What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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