It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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