dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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