Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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