And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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