There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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