There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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