I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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