Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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