Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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