yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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