I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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