I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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