So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
