Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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