I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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