She's JV to your varsity
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You made out with two different species that night
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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