Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just threw up on my dentist
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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