Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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