It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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