Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Need sex. Gaining weight.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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