maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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