can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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