im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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