New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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