just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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