before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
being pregnant is like rehab
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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