I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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He felt like a one man threesome
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up