Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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