ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
