awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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