what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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