i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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