we're blogging at a bar
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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