worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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