I want to have your abortion
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I will be naked everywhere
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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