They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
