god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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