all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
What happened?
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"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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