I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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