I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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