remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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