we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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