Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Oh Jesus.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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