i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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