Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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