My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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