Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
