somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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