worst night to have a conscience
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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