She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
