you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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