I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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